Marriage On The Rocks

A discussion with my colleague (the self proclaimed handsome one) the other day and we were talking about names of drinks etc etc.....up came an interesting name for a new drink

"marriage...on the rocks"

Part vermouth or gin for the bitterness

Part triple sac or cointreau for the sweetness

Part absinthe for the green with envy look and high potency

All poured over the icy cold scorn of ice cubes

Imagine it being the most popular drink in a bar......

"marriage on the rocks......same shit different day"