Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bar talk wisdom......

So as a follow up to the marriage on the rocks, it was tried and tested on a bunch of lab rat friends who after testing it decided that marriage on the rocks would almost likely spell out divorce as an end product. Only a brave few took to new heights and soldiered on with it....... So "Divorce" was created...

1 shot of any single malt whisky.....coz life started out good
1 shot of vodka.....coz like marriage problems, sometimes its invisible and you realise after being hit
1 shot of absinthe.....i don't know why but we were hunting for green fairies
juice of half lemon coz the road to divorce is a sour one
top off the beer mug with guiness stout....coz divorce is bitter and leaves a taste in your mouth.

Special thanks to Mr KK......who dived in with no written will.....

The verdict....

Hits you hard on the first introduction
Tickles every known taste bud or senses and puts it to overdrive
The sourness is like a wakeup call to the onset of bitterness
By midway you kinda get use to the divorce
Towards the end you get philosophical and try to make sense of divorce
And when it's over, no one talks about it.....we just move on.

Disclaimer
No animals were hurt during the trial period.
Mr KK is still alive and has shows no remorse or any increase in the daily rate of his intelligence decline.

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